Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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