we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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