Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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