That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
