Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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