: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The Olympian is in my bed
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
