Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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