K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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