D3 body, D1 cock
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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