your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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