HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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