I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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