No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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