Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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