I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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