"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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