how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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