I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Do plants get herpes?
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