Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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