I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize