it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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