Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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