i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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