well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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