its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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