What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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