No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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