I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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