i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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