Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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