i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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