I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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