U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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