we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Rumble strips road head = magical
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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