I want to make a zoo with you.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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