I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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