Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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