i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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