Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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