remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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