drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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