THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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