These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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