At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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