i barfeds in our rink
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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