I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
why is half of my head shaved?
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