doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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