Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
i think i just lost a toe
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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