eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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