these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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