i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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