don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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