I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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