Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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