She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Randomize
